Hi Alex and Joelle
Is it too late? Hahahahahaha!!!
I can't believe I'm putting this on now. I hope you had a really fun time and all the piccies are great. Oooo I k-n-o-w!
Hope to see you soon!
Really really miss you!
Love Shab
QUEEN ELIZABETH 24 September 2006
WELCOME
My husband and I extend a warm welcome home to my loyal servants Alex & Joelle after their adventure to recolonise the world on my behalf. if you would like to attend the Palace next week to receive your knighthoods I would be honour to see you.
E.R.
Ivanna Tinkle 21 September 2006
The end????
The end of one joyous journey is nearly upon you and for half of this beloved pair a new and exciting stage of your life is about to begin. A period of nudity, eating, drinking, being second best in the world of competitive beard and nude eating. I hope the house pants have been found and they are airy and match our bandanas.
Feel free to bring me back a Taco Bell (a shop not a taco).
Al of JoAl 20 September 2006
Finally!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen! It gives me great honour and pride to announce that, after spending 1000000 francs pacifique on the internet in Tahiti, we have fully updated our website!!! It may have taken us a while but we`re finally there. We apologise from the bottom of our empty wallets for the delay but we promise that its worth the wait. And yes, its true, the end IS nigh but u can be sure that we will be going out with an almighty splurge!!! Will, cheers for the offer dear boy but ive already paid my deposit, i made it a priority!! It actually wasnt working at first and then i realised that i had checked all the boxes and i was trying to foot the 3500GBP bill for everyones holiday. Alarm bells were going off in Natwest that day. For now, we`ve got a flight to catch to LA and then Vegas. French Polynesia was the perfect laid back ending we were hoping for, but now its time to get out that spice weasel and grab Vegas by the Hutzpa!!! Enjoy our website, and keep checking, theres still more to come!!! See u all in less than a week!! Ugh....
the prophet of doom 19 September 2006
the end is nigh
Beware the end is high !!!
only 4 more days to go !!!
VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!
Dont go to the Crap tables find a good one !
Good Luck
Will 15 September 2006
Skiing
Al (and Joel for that matter) do you want me to put a deposit down to secure your tag teaming/piste maiming abilities on the lucky pistes of Val D'Isere this winter?
If you are now less than 80kg you're going to struggle in the annual shower race - don't forget gravity is your friend!
Bonjour!
As always Thanks for your messages. Glad you boys and girls had fun in spain! Clairey.. you weren't baking by any chance were you?? Some tasty cakes perhaps? We were thinking and thinking but just can't work it out!
Gordon... Feast you eyes on the tasty delight we had in Indonesia. Simply Devine!
We're in Tahiti & seized the chance to do some updating of the site.
1. Vietnam story is finally finished!
2.Captions are up in Borneo... not all finished so bear with us.
3. A few photos from Lombok are up but there's loads more to come.
More coming soon... but im the meantime we're heading to Mo'orea to relax !
Sorry to be brief but time is money... and money is in short supply!
*BIG LOVE*
Jo of JoAl
Willy 13 September 2006
the homecoming
Hello, having just about recovered from the concussion sustained repeatedly slamming face first into water doing 25mile an hour I thought it about ime I checked up on the peoplemaking me the most jealous in the world right now. Where are you - are you in vegas yet -if so red, always bet red black never comes up the statistics are lieing to you.... When are you both back, I'll have a bottle of elephant beer chilled and ready, only three more weeks of living in roundabout lovers paradise then a year of non-stop party house. Al did you manage to find house pants - if not fear not I can always go back to Peacocks and see if they have 'expanded' their range yet!
