Alright you pissy little Englesh-schprekkers. YOU VILL LISTEN TO ME! Ok. On ze last Saturday ve vere making ein little ride on ze route master bus. At ze hour 18 hundred ve all, boarded ze bus und I gave everybody a little tap on ze bottom as zey got on. Zey all liked this very much. Und I liked zis very much. Especially my little Schmoopy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! SHUT UP! I am telling zis story. Ok. Aso. Ve vere making our trip down ze road und ve vere trinking ein, zwei, drei beer und I is losing count. Ve vere all having a very nice time. Meine feinde Clarence vas smashing ze people. Ze people vere teasing Timmy Ross. Zere vas laughing und shouting und singing und every-zing vas normal.
Und zen ve vere faced vis a little dilemma. Ze bus vas making un approach to zis bridge. However ze bus vas higher zan ze gap betveen ze bottom of ze bridge und ze road. Und so ve had eine kleine problem. But zis did not bozzer our driver who vas not very understanding of physics. OF COURSE VE ALL UNDRSTAND ZE PHYSICS! You cannot fit ze bus through ein gap zat is smaller zan ze bus. Zis is nicht possible! But our bus driver zought to imself: "essen mein scheisse, I'll give zis a go". Und zo he drove ze bus directly into ze bridge und vas making ein crash.
ZIS IS NOT FUNNY! YOU MUST SCHTOP LAUGHING AT ME! Ze situation vas very serious! Ze bus vas kaput! How vere ve going to get to ze next pub?! Und zo ve valked down ze road und found a little pub zo ve can making a little beer und sinking about our situation. Many beer machen later ve had ze idea tzat ve must take anozer bus to Camden Belushis. I am making zimpazy for all ze ozer passengers. ZE END!
NOW YOU MUST SHUT UP AND GO HOME! IKNOW VERE YOU LIFF!!!
