Report by Robert Von Catthorpe:
Alright you pissy little Englesh-schprekkers. YOU VILL LISTEN TO ME! Ok. On ze last Saturday ve vere making ein little ride on ze route master bus. At ze hour 18 hundred ve all, boarded ze bus und I gave everybody a little tap on ze bottom as zey got on. Zey all liked this very much. Und I liked zis very much. Especially my little Schmoopy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! ...
This weekend saw the big birthday party for the club's most popular President since Jimmy the Boot. This man is so popular that I have heard him being loudly, enthusiastically and repeatedly compared to that great medieval king of England, King Cnut. It's a fair comparison I reckon. He really is a bit of a Cnut!
God knows how old Dico is, but rumour has it that he no longer...
FROM THE Ones
The first quarter saw us get off to a slow start but we soon got going thanks to Big Joe and Scotty Daniels down forward and also the likes of Kev, Sully and Macca in the middle.
The second quarter saw the swans hit back kicking a few early goals but once again we steadied the ship with some great work by Enda at half forward and big Joey giving us first use of the ball out of th...
The Club's favourite mid-season function was back again this year - The NLL Reverse Raffle. And what a day it was! The 4 lads from Kiss made a special appearance to compare the show. Clarence got around early to warm up the crowd and set the tone for the day. As the first rounds of losers were drawn out, the games began for a few lucky losers to get back in the race. Through the day there were raw...
It was a mixed day for the Lions on the 14th of June, with 2 wins and 1 loss.
Twos
The day opened up with the twos playing against their Reading counterparts - the threes were to play the next game so that the 2 Wimbledon teams could play back-to-back. Or so it should have. Disappointingly, the Roos turned up with only 10 men and so had to forfeit the game (150 to 0). A 14 on 14 scratch match w...
