my unexpected holiday in miami!!!! All packed , with ticket to Costa Rica I was all ready to savour the tastes and delights of the Carrabian.........until.............I get chucked off the plane in Orlando (NO WHERE NEAR COSTA RICA), and get told that every flight from now until the next century is full. So I thought Id be clever about it and head to Miami on one of the most terrifying bus journeys, in the middle of the night, sat next to a guy that had shot people and a guy (I think) was very capable of shooting people!!! After being assured by both of them that neither of them were going to shoot me, I settled into it and learnt quite a lot about them, they turned out to be lovely guys if you ignored all the horrible stories they kept telling. Lucky for me they were nice, cos I ended up really needing them when we arrived in the "ghetto" of miami at 4am....... not a place i would like to be stranded at any time time of the day, let alone at 4 in the morning with "easy target" tattooed on my forhead!! Long story short, I spent two more days trying to get on a plane in miami, without success. A moment of despare took over, i had a little cry in the corner of the airport and then decided to turn my shitty holiday into a good one. Thats how I ended up on South Beach in Miami....Iv never looked back!
